Now, John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke, but there's some place that he'd rather be. He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me," as a smile ran away from his face. "Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star, if I could get out of this place."
--Billy Joel, "Piano Man"

They say movies should be more like life. I think life should be more like the movies. - Myrna Loy, To Mary, With Love